top of page

Just a 26-year-old girl trying to figure out life one date at a time. In my blog, I’ll share with you some of my most candid thoughts about sex, relationships and everything else that goes through young female 20-something’s heads.

 

This blog is not for the easily offended.

honey.PNG

Oh Honey.
What's In The Blog?

thought .png

Tips

Just the tip. Uninformed is no longer cute. That's why I'll be sharing with you only the most important shit. Sometimes you just need your Basic Blonde to let you know how it is. 

The queen bee of dating. Follow along with me for all the buzz on some of the best and worst dating experiences I've ever had and what I learned. 

bum 2.png

Dating

life.png

Life

Keep up with WTF is going on in my life. Learn about what I'm currently obsessed with like my favorite podcasts, products, music, fashion, food, and anything pop culture related. 

What They Say About Me

"She's like really pretty." 

- Your dad

My Success

100 +

100 %

0

If I was a betting woman, I'd say that I've probably had 100+ "dates" during my lifetime. Maybe my success rate isn't the best, but hey, it's all about learning what you like.

Just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch. I've learned a lot about myself during my 25 years of life, but most importantly I've learned not to give a fu*k about what anyone else thinks of me.

Zero relationships. I've been single my whole life, which pretty much explains the content of what's in my blog. That just means I have extremely high standards. Right?

Is It A Match?

I know your inbox is full, which is why I'll only send you the most important sh*t. If you think I'm a match, go ahead and swipe right, I mean smash that subscribe button, below.

Subscribe Form

Thanks for subscribing!

About

Recent Blogs

Probably the most basic bitch you'll ever meet. Its an aesthetic at this point. 

Blogging about BS since 2019. 

Contact

Got a topic I should write a blog about? Send me a message! 

Aspiring Housewife of Port Byron 

your basic.png
bottom of page