We need to talk about Morgan Wallen. Whether you listen to country music or not, you've probably heard the country star's name. And in a matter of about four years, Wallen has transformed from decent looking guy with a great voice and shag haircut to that guy with a mullet that every girl now calls daddy.
So what's up with Wallen? And why is he so f*ckable?
Well, let me explain.
Ladies love country boys-
Trace Adkins said it best "Ladies love country boys". We love a wild-eyed, whiskey drinking, southern accent man.
Wallen has that bad boy persona to him. He seems like the type of guy who would take you out for drinks and spin you around on a dance floor, but also whisper dirty secrets in your ear.
He's not the hottest guy I've ever seen, but his confidence makes him that hot.
He's the guy that makes you crazy just thinking about him.
He's the ex you can't get over.
Siri, queue "Thinking' Bout Me"by Morgan Wallen.
His lyrics make you just wanna fall in love-
"No way it was our last night. I kiss your lips. Make you grip the sheets with your fingertips. Last bottle of Jack, we split a fifth. Just talk about life goin' sip for sip."
Okay Wallen... spicy.
His music just screams 'fuck me.' It's the type of music that makes you want to fall in love. Kiss and makeup after a fight, and fall in love all over agin. Talk about life over drinks outside on a summer night, and fantasize about what true love should feel like.
The Morgan Wallen fingers-
Girls. You know what I'm talking about with the Morgan Wallen fingers. Like.... look at this man. If you're still confused, look at this TikTok.
Not to mention he just radiates radiates sex vibes.
Like this time a fan of his threw her panties up on stage and Wallen proceeded to keep singing and slide them in his back pocket.
You dog, Wallen. Love that for you.
The list could go on as to why Wallen is so f*ckable, but I'll leave it at this. The only way I'm getting over you Wallen is with something "You Proof."
-Your Basic Blonde
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