So, maybe I haven’t met the one, but I’m out here trying. Give me a break. Anyways, no woman’s dating life would be complete without trying to date these different types of guys. Here I have rated some of the best (and worst) guys I’ve been with. What do you think?
The Foreigner You Just Want To Fu*k – 5/10
They’re hot, they have an accent and they’re only here for a little while. Does it get any better? For obvious reasons this ranks a pretty decent score. If you know, you know, but this whole situation is just as cliche as you’d think. Overall a very memorable experience.
The Gym Bro – 2/10
Honestly not my type and haven’t had the best experiences with these type of guys. Something about the “do you even squat” is such a turn off.
Also, these type of guys have the worsttttt sense of style, not that I’m judging, but I’m judging. They’re also a little more feminine than you’d think and seem to love wearing bracelets. Is this a trend?
Chad from Sigma, Kappa, Delta, the Frat Guy Who Won’t Let You Forget It- 4/10
I love a nice dressed guy, Vineyard Vines, Patagonias and Sperrys…we love to see it, but the nicotine addiction, not so much. These are the guys that’re obsessed with Wolf of Wallstreet, probably majored in finance and take beer pong too seriously.
All in all, they scream commitment issues and don’t want to settle down unless that means bringing you back to their dorm room for the night. Spoiler, the morning after will undoubtedly be followed with a walk of shame.
The Nice Guy – 7/10
They’re so sweet and cuddly, like a puppy. They’re the ones that want you and make it known. Butttt, you’d rather ignore them for a guy that’s ignoring you. Guilty.
These guys have all the qualities you say you want in a partner. They’re friendly, respectful and so incredibly nice that you can’t even understand how they exist. You’ll try to make it work, but for whatever reason you just can’t get yourself to like this person.
After awhile, you’ll drop them and go back to the guy that just uses you for a booty call. Why? Because you’re like totally obsessed with him. He’s mean to me and it turns me on… okay?
The Farmer – 9/10
I’m a sucker for a country boy. The one you can go to concerts with, get trashed with by drinking endless amounts of Busch Lattes, kick it by a bonfire with, or even go for a cruise down a back road with.
Riding shotgun in their lifted pickup truck while listening to a mix-up of country music and Motley Crue gets a girl going.
Maybe you’ll pull over, sit on the back of the truck bed and look at the stars. Yeah. That’s my type of guy. What girl wouldn’t want that? Country boys definitely know how to steal a girl’s heart. Easily 9/10.
The Daddy – 6/10
Something about dating an older man is extremely sexy. The fact that he’s a literal daddy dilf screams a whole new level of fu*k me. I think the biggest age difference I’ve had is about 17 years.
It’s nice to date a guy who’s mature, has his life together and likes to spoil you. They also have no problem finding the (you know what) and they get off on pleasing you. Well this is different.
Also, something that was completely new to me was discovering that most men in their late 30s have had a vasectomy. No more having to worry about popping a Plan B the morning after.
Overall, I highly recommend dating an older man at least once, but only do it if you can handle some harsh criticism from your friends and the occasional judgmental looks from complete strangers. He’s my old man and I like it.
The Doctor Or (Soon To Be Doctor) – 8/10
No, but really. Just hear me out. I know doctors have a lot of hype around them, but take away the hype of the title and they’re really just the guy that seems too good to be true. They’re smart, attractive, witty and total lady killers. So what’s the problem? They’re always busy.
Studying is their life right now. Whether they’re studying for the MCAT or just overloaded with schoolwork, when they see you, they’re using you to de-stress. Plain and simple.
You’ll love talking to them, they’ll call you on the actual phone, they’ll have you hooked because of course they just had to be so damn smart and sexy.
The doctor will be the guy you get your hopes up for. Just remember, guy’s like him don’t go for girls like you. You have to be a Heather. -insert sad face emoji-
The Friend You Tried To Be More With – 1/10
You’re best friends and everyone says that the best relationships start off as friends first, so you give it a go. After that first messy, awkward kiss you’ll realize that you reallyyyyy are meant to just be friends.
Nothing to see here, no FWBs here, let’s forget it ever happened!
The Stoner – 3/10
They’re nice and they’re chill, but they don’t really have a lot going for them.
In my experience, these guys have always been nice to hangout with, but they’re not looking for anything serious. They have a hard time staying motivated and getting them to attend any type of social gathering is seriously unlikely.
For them, it’s cool if they just stay at home all weekend and smoke a bowl, but I’d rather be out getting drunk and listening to live music. The stoner ranks a simple three in dating.
The One – 10/10
So I still haven’t found the one, but the great part about being single your whole life is that you’re able to bounce back quickly after getting ghosted, you can easily say goodbye to the duds and you’re slowly getting better about where you want to focus your energy. All positives in my book.
To the one, if you’re out there and you don’t mind a girl that loves tequila and gaurentees a great time, HMU.
-Your Basic Blonde
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